Spider bro song (Death of Larry) 2009
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Recorded in 2009
This song is dedicated to a huge 'House spider' that suffered the fate of my shoe. I decided to name the spider Larry.
It happened just a normal night, with me sitting on my ass
Playing videogames with my homies, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
When I looked upon the wall and saw this huge black spider looking funny with a smile
I panicked didnt know what to do, I let out a scream you could hear for miles
And then I grabbed my shoe and bashed it on the head
Now its all splashed out, completely dead, with wavering legs and a mark upon my wall
Cause what if the spider just wanted somewhere warm and safe to be
A place it could spend the night, and perhaps the rest of its life
Eating flies and getting babies, start a whole new spider life
So I called up my brother and told him something bad had happened
He asked me what was wrong, I said i've taken the life of an innocent
He was confused and for a moment he feared that I'd have to go and spend the rest of my life in jail
I told him to come look for himself, he did, and he laughed his pants off
Probars, millions of spiders get killed everyday by a shoe
Now wtf is that supposed to make me feel better, that is only more horrible
Cause a spider life is nothing to just take away
It's a beautiful innocent creature, living in peace
It didnt want to harm me, it just wanted to be safe
And I fucking killed it after knowing it for 5 seconds
Now why is the world afraid of 8 legged insects with fangs and shit
They are more than just a regular bug, you should let it sleep in your house
There's a problem in anything, and many things cant be solved.
Perfaps a lot of spiders will die in the future to people who are cold
But I know for sure that I am not gonna harm that little spider bro again
I am gonna let all spiders in my house, show them where the ants live
find some nice food supplies to feed my new companions with
I will not harm their egg packs ever again, not even if they are under my bed
Take care of them as if they were your own children, never ever hurt them, and make sure they are always safe and warm
Tape your mouth at night, so you dont accidentaly eat them, and stop vacuuming the corners, thats where they live
I will never ever harm a bro, not even his favorite spider hoe again.
Cause it's important to take care of whats around, is what my mama said to me when I was a little kid
I didnt understand shit back then, but now I do, and mama I will do as you told me to
Now why is the world afraid of 8 legged insects with fangs and shit that cant even puncture your skin
They are more than just a regular bug, you should let it sleep in your house
Now I hope god, or whatever is up in the sky, looks down upon me with a smile
to tell me I've done the right thing
I will never ever harm a bro, not even his favorite spider hoe again.