Giant Spider of Suburbia
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Giant Spider of Suburbia (an adaptation of Green Day's "Jesus of Suburbia")
LYRICS:
[Movement 1: "Emergence"]
Inject you and then wrap you up
Giant spider of suburbia
I crawled out of a den I dug in the hills above your school
Surprise you in the locker room
Eight-legged vessel of your doom
Feasting on the football team
And all the kids down at the arcade
But soon they will all see
That from my webs, they can’t break free
In a land of make-believe
They don’t believe in me (till it’s too late)
Descending on a single strand
Into the Freshman Formal Dance
And all night long, they’ll play my song
The sound of human screams
Try and run but trip and fall
Outside the local shopping mall
I’ll corner you and enjoy the view
as you realize that bullets can’t pierce through me
And then I’ll wrap you up
Acidify your guts
Cuz In a land of make believe
They don’t believe in me (till it’s too late)
[Movement 2: "City Covered in Webs"]
At the center of a hole
In the parking lot
I store all the victims of this sick onslaught
And make sure they remain alive
Cuz my babies need to feed and my eggs need to grow
And human beings have a high protein to fat ratio
So my offspring will all thrive
City covered in webs
Cars are piling up along the highway
Not a human face in sight
Humanity will bow its head
Before the might of my giant spider army
Soon we march on the citadels of man
Well I spun a huge web between two cell towers
Where I sit watching over the land at all hours
I’ve caught a few passenger planes
And if I ever see movement on the streets beneath
I emit a supersonic shriek and track its body heat
Chasing it through the town
City covered in webs
Cars are piling up along the highway
Not a human face in sight
Humanity will bow its head
Before the might of my giant spider army
Soon we march on the citadels of man
[Movement 3: "I don't care (about military intervention)"]
I don’t care if you send
I don’t care if you send
I don’t care if you send
Soldiers in (x4)
I don't care (x4)
I am giant spider so what the fuck
You think I care about some tiny armored truck
My exoskeleton was forged in hell
I can withstand a million tank shells
I am the new face of war and peace
I am the one who polices the polices
You are the slaves and disciples of
The giant spider of suburbia
Now I hope you see
You're no match for me
In a land of make believe
They don't believe in me
And I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
[Movement 4: "Dearly beloved (spider queen)"
Dearly beloved I just can’t believe
I found a human who could be my spider queen
I know my mandibles could rip a car in two
But I would give up my fangs if it meant I could kiss you
(Ooooooo)
I’m sorry that I consumed everyone you know
But that just gives us more room for our love to grow
Imagine when we’re old
Just sitting in our lair
A million spider children
With human eyes and human hair
[Movement 5: "Tales From Another Broken Web"]
To live and not to love
Is to die
Without a mother of
The next
Generation
Of giant spider sons
And I
Will redesign
This world of filthy human swine
To rule
Them as a king
Is to do
The noblest thing
They'll take me
as their god
In fear
Of my vicious jaws
And I
Will resdesign
This world of filthy human swine
And I
Will steal their minds
And make them subservient to mine
It’s finally time!
Oh my dear spider queen
I heard the awful news
Looks like they're going to nuke me soon
But now I've loved you
I don't dread what lies ahead
Tales from another broken
Web
I'm spinning!
I'm spinning!
I'm spinning!