Hesher - Snake vs. Mouse story
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I used to have this snake.Big fuck*r..Used to feed him once a week, give him a live mouse...
This one time I dropped the mouse in his cage, and you know, he got a whiff of it and went for him. And this mouse, he got up on his hind legs and punched him in the face.
Happened again too, snake went for him again, hit him again.
Snake didn't know what to do, got all fucked up, went off in the corner and cried.
And that fucking mouse ruled the cage, went on for weeks, walked around like he owned the joint. Like he was sitting in a little lawn chair or something, scratching his balls and shelling peanuts.
I tried to feed him other mice too, but I'd drop the new mice into the cage and he'd just hide behind the old mouse.
Snake was scared shitless, he died, starved to death.
Cage full of mice...