Muffins - Funny Pig drinking from hose pipe
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He used his escape skills (his best tallent) to escape the factoryfarm all by himself (no kiddin).
We saw his ad in the newspaper on the same page as a pic of some people at my school making banana muffins in my group, I was in the background.
We went to the auction and only just won him.
Took him home in the car, smaller than a cat.
Named him Muffins, litsning to Soulja boy and nicknamed him Soulja pig.
He has a scar round his neck, I PROMISE I DIDNT DO IT!!! We never use the electric fence and it was pulled onto the floor by one of our weirdo pets. And it was like a tunnel all spread out and he ran through all the loops and I could tell it was a disaster waiting to happen. And on the last loop he got his neck caught and flipped over. But he had a drink and got over it.
He once accidently stood on Tias leg cause she was getting in the way and she made me upset cause I thought her leg was broken cause shes an attension seeker and limped majourly.
He grew up. Ate a chicken (forgiven, r-i-p apricot). Trained our horse to like pigs. Chased our horse and almost got kicked. Became a "Man" and *cough coughed* on a dog kennel (bought for our goats, our dog could never not sleep in a bed, imagine her outside overnight). Taught me and my friends that pigs have spiral *parts*. LOL xD. Did you know that? Reused his escape skills to be togevaaforevaa with his sexy dogfriend, Tia. Cut all his leg up trying to get to her. Awww.
Anyways.. about the vid. I discovered his, hmmmm, tallent?
One day when we had friends round and he was part of our waterfight. I was squirting mud off his legs (apart from that hes actually quite a clean pig). Then I thought Id squirt in his mouth and suprisingly he actually stuck his tongue out to drink it. I thought he would do a Tia and just run away, lol.
HES SO FUNNY
HES THE ONE, THE ONLY... MUFFINS!!! xD
x ly boii x