Guinea Pig Goes on Rocket Ship Joyride in "Rocket Science" - (Guinea Something Good Short #4)
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Guinea Something Good presents the fourth animated short, "Rocket Science"
Gemma's latest invention is a single-passenger space rocket. Joe can't resist taking it for a spin! But is it entirely safe?
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Guinea Something Good is a series about guinea pigs in a very human reality. Starring Joe - the somewhat sociopathic taco-lover and coffee addict; George - the voice of reason; Jeremy - the cowardly astronaut; and Gemma - the prolific but weary scientist and inventor. From slice-of-life situations to grappling with technology straight from science fiction, Guinea Something Good is a hilarious animated series with hand drawn, 2D animation and funny, quirky characters.
Created by Jeff Mumm
Animation, Editing, Art, Direction by Jeff Mumm
Cast
Joe: Edwyn Tiong
George: Sean Chiplock
Gemma: Amanda Lott AKA Aporia
Intro and Outro Music: Dan Mumm - https://www.youtube.com/user/DanMummSolo
Transcript:
-intro music-
GEMMA: And here, Joe, is my latest experiment. A single passenger space rocket.
JOE: Wow! Can I ride it? Please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase
GEMMA: If you want to be my first test subject. I have to warn you, though, it's never flown before and could be highly unstable.
JOE: And it's TOTALLY stable! I think you'd love it!
JEREMY: But I'm not qualified. I'm not even through the beginner's tutorial on how to learn how to use tutorials part of my training.
GEMMA: If we don't use a highly skilled, highly trained professional pilot, anything could happen, from a crash landing to a mid-air explosion!
JOE: You'll be PERFECT! The less experienced the better!
JEREMY: I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable about this.
JOE: Fine, that's OK. No hard feelings.
JEREMY: Thanks, Joe.
JEREMY: HEY!
JOE: This is for your own good. You know you always wanted to pilot a spacecraft. I'm just giving you that opportunity.
JEREMY: After intensive training! In a standardized quality approved nationally licensed fully tested fully functional US funded spacecraft!
JOE: Geez, you're picky.
JOE: OK, Gemma! Good to go!
GEMMA: Frankly, I'm a bit surprised Jeremy agreed to this.
GEMMA: He . . . DID agree to this, didn't he?
JOE: Of course! Through body language and contradictory “ironic” phrases
GEMMA: Why isn't he starting it?
JOE: Ugh. Because he's ungrateful.
JOE: Jeremy, you're making me look bad.
JEREMY: Joe, I can't reach the controls. My hands are tied behind my back.
JOE: It's a launch button. You have a FACE, don't you?
JEREMY: I'm not shoving my face into a button I don't even want to press.
JOE: Wrong again.
JEREMY: AUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
JOE: He did that on purpose. Well, as long as I'm here, let's see what this baby can do!
GEMMA: Uh, Jeremy, does Joe realize there is an extremely limited amount of fuel in there?
GEMMA: I'll take that as a no.
JOE: (laughs maniacally)
GEMMA: Well, great, now I have to build another one.
JOE: Woo! The MOON!!!
JOE: Uh oh.
JOE: JEREMY! YOU MASTERMIND! YOU TRICKED MEEEEEEE!!!
JEREMY: Mmmpphh. I wasn't trained for this.
-outro music-