The Duck Song [Parody]:: [For Big Kids ONLY] [Super Funny Duck Jokes ]
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%%WARNING %% Small Children should close their eyes... this is for big kids.
Q:What do you call a funny duck?
A: I didn't know there were any funny ducks.
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I recently did a parody of The Duck Song, by Bryant Oden, animated by Forrest Whaley.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSqwfDWq-sGTCZUxz6Lc63A
... and thought the characters had more to say.
Here are the various jokes in the video.
Q: What time does a duck get up?
A: At the quack of dawn. (crack)
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers. (crackers)
Q: What do you call a clever duck?
A: A wise-quacker. (wisecracker)
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and milk. (crackers)
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A fire quacker. (firecracker)
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