Funny Dog Faces Lawn Mowing (Funny Doggy Edition)
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Funny Dog Faces a Lawn Mowing task and help their owners. The dogs mow, the cats meow, and the blondes moan the lawn. Lawn mower faces a funny dog on his lawn mowing device.
I think my dad looked at kids as additions to his tool kit. Twenty-seven years ago, he walked out on the front porch and said, 'Well, I could mow that lawn, but it's just going to grow back again. Or I could go back to bed and gamble some liquid-substance and make a little lawn mowing machine that will do it for the next 27 years.'
A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse and noticed the strange behavior of the couple inside. The woman was running the lawn mower over the carpet and the man had one hand dipped in a fish bowl and was playing with himself with the other. The salesman assumed they were crazy and moved on. After he'd finished his pitch at the next farmhouse, he mentioned what he'd just seen. ''Oh, those folks ain't crazy,'' the farmer said, ''They're both deaf mutes. She was telling him to mow the lawn, and he was telling her to go f**k herself because he was going fishing.''
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the rest.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
A sign that you are drunk is when you have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
A lawn mower race had to be cut back because recession hit owners couldn't afford the petrol. Fewer than half of the teams who normally sign up for the 12 hour race at Brinsbury College, Pulborough, last weekend, were able to take part. Organisers have blamed the international financial crisis had meant competitors didn't have the cash to maintain or fuel their grass cutting racers.
The German Shepherd dog, who will mow the grass for you. It is claimed that he is also able to play the piano. Reminds me of the old tale: Never keep a dog and bark yourself.
I have a pet tree. It’s just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.
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