Dogs Against Racism - Brave Samoyed Takes a Stand
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Courageous Samoyed "Baika" takes a stand against racism and tells it like it is. Enough with the pure breeding! Stop the insanity of dog shows based solely on race! Onward and upward to a fully assimilated new age of mutts!
"Do you know that many breeders, and certain dog clubs and organizations actually have rules about what makes a 'purebred' dog and what does not?
"Some humans have finally become awakened to the fact that keeping human races pure is a crazy ideal that leads to inbreeding and disease. If humans figured it out for themselves, then we should as well. Just as humans are fighting racial discrimination among fellow humans, so should we.
"We too, must rise up and stamp out this racial prejudice and injustice amongst us canines!
"Once the breeds are all gone, no one breed will be able to feel superior. Further, all the special customs and traditions of the old breeds will be forgotten and swept away. A new age of blending will have begun. Assimilate.
"Gone will be the German Shepherds, French Bulldogs, and Huskies. Never again will Poodles, Samoyeds, or Labradors compete for best of show. No.... Instead a great new world filled with wondrous mutts will grace the Earth. Eventually, if we interbreed and procreate as much as possible, all dogs will start to resemble one mid-sized, mid-height, mid-length, muddy coated, pooch with kind of darkish eyes and mid-sized paws.
"Gone forever will be the peculiar characteristics and traits of certain breeds. No more pugs with big eyes, or German shepherds with search and rescue genes…. Or Blood Hounds that can follow a scent for miles…. Instead the earth will be filled with dogs with huge snouts but no ability to track….. large ears but poor hearing…. Finally……………………..
"We will never have to put up with the injustice of being judged based on our attributes. No more dog shows, or being made to prance about for the amusement of human enslavers! No more being loved or chosen for our color or the look of our coat! Finally we will be loved simply for us and not our new dullness and blandness! Hurray!
"Please join the lead of those brave humans, and shed the silly notion of maintaining your racial breed….."
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