How Many Chickens
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How many chickens do I have to pay
The doctor to get a CAT scan?
How many houses do I have to paint
To take off that wart on my hand?
How many hams to deliver a child?
Does a C-section cost a whole hog?
Is a triple bypass three goats and an ass,
A checkup two cats and a dog?
Got a friend workin' Farmville
Ain't feelin' too well.
All she has is cyber-livestock.
A digital chicken don't taste all that great.
So what's she got to give the doc?
Too bad we can't go back to nineteen oh nine
When Grandpa paid for mom with a ham.
With no tax deductions and no IRS
Things were a lot simpler then.
(But right now,)
(Repeat first verse & out)
"But I live in a city!" You say. Well, that may not be a problem, depending on the city, Here's an informative link for anyone who wants to start their own home poultry health care plan.
And speaking of healthcare plans, whether you're insured or uninsured, you might want to check out this website:
http://truecostofhealthcare.org
How to Keep Chickens in a City
http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Chickens-in-a-City
(Some of you physicians might want to read this too.)
If anybody would like to use this song to make their own video, you can download a free mp3 at:
http://willrichardson.net/audio/howmanychickens.mp3
For the original Dylan lyrics, go to:
http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/blowin-in-the-wind